I love it to read over-the-top lead paragraphs from posts like this one:
ALL WE WRITERS CRAVE is to charge into the resistant, overloaded brain of a reader and shoot forked lightning through every last dendrite. Why else, if not to achieve high-voltage impact, do we push our own synapses into the red zone night after night, year after year? (Twelve Non-Negotiable Elements of Force in Writing, from Daily Writing Tips)
Zot! Now you, dear reader, have a suitably cooked brain, and my words are going to make it into what remains of your thinker like a knife through scrambled eggs.